What exactly is going on here with these "airmiles"?
Well..I deal with airmiles occasionally..infact..I do all of the time. These "Airmiles" members have been convinced that they will get free flights around the world with their "point card".
Here is the typical Airmiles cardholder, witnessed in an "everyday" mood thanks to this file photo:
|"I spent $24000 over the last 5 years and I have 800 air mile? I have to pay the taxes too? What the shit bro? I'm gonna start breakin stuff for real."|
This is airmiles foolery...and if I see someone pull a hissy fit over their airmiles again I'm gonna lose it.
|"I just spent $240 and you never gave me my airmiles. Do it now! I want the 10 air miles....DERP..."|
"I'm very sorry Mam. Let me credit your airmiles with those 10 missing miles. Keep up at this pace and you can get a flight that would be cheaper to just drive in 25 years..oh wait..you'll be dead by then."
Stop airmiles foolery now!